Humor Quotes

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill.

Helen Keller

To line only for some unknown future is superficial.

Apj Abdul Kalam

Personally I like ageing. With age comes wisdom and I have said it before and I say it again, I will take wisdom over youth any day.

Brad Pitt

When I received my first paycheck from my now known day job, I spent it on a period Craftsman chair and a Frank Lloyd Wright-wannabe lamp. With my second paycheck, I bought a stereo.

Brad Pitt

Why drink and drive if I can smoke and fly?

Bob Marley

It doesn't matter what your name is !

Dwayne Johnson

Breaking news is a thing that's on TV all day. 10 or 15 years ago, breaking news would get everybody around the table because it was going to be something huge.

Bradley Cooper

Admit your errors before someone else exaggerates them.

Andrew Mason

The best proof of intelligent life in space is that it hasnt come here.

Arthur C Clarke

Nothing can be good if you do it for money or for fame.

Robert Pattinson

I got £25. My friends all gave me £5. It was a very thoughtful present.

Robert Pattinson

A 17-year-old girl in Australia hacked into my e-mail while I was on it, Then a 15-year-old girl in England did the same thing.

Robert Pattinson

We all start with zero. We all start at the beginning. Do not give up.

Nick Vujicic

Greed is not a financial issue. It's a heart issue.

Andy Stanley

A warrior thinks of death when things become unclear. The idea of death is the only thing that tempers our spirit.

Carlos Castaneda

Let us leave theories there and return to here's hear.

James Joyce

Concepts are always frozen. Reality flows.

Anthony de Mello

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Henny Youngman

The three most important ways to lead people are: by example by example by example.

Albert Schweitzer

I never expected to be anybody important.

Elvis Presley